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theres so much more room for activites!!! 
just kicked off of public transportation
Whoever invented calories is gonna get their face f***ed with ice cream cake.. .
Hopeless you say !!! Nah, don't give up, some people live an entire life on hope....and guess what ?? They living fine.... :)
Do you go down on the first date?.....oh wait this isn't Zoosk.
I'm wondering which is worse; the fact i'm is talking to the toaster or the fact that the toaster is talking back
APATHY ERROR: Don't bother striking any key.
the first rule of Sam's Club is that you will not admit that you were stupid enough to go there on Black Friday
only in Texas, this time of the year, does the weather change so drastically that you are put in a situation where the downstairs a/c makes the upstairs heater come on...
The saxophone still hasn't been brought to justice for everything it did in the 1980s.
Every top 10 list I've ever seen has at least two entries that are clearly better than number 1... especially when it comes to the preseason College Football poles.
Ask the married guys is it worth the fn youve gotten for the fn your getting
I really enjoy that new real-life TV show about the guy who spends his whole day surfing the internet at work while trying to look busy in front of his boss. Oh wait, that's just my average day.
's age is very inconsistent, I wouldn't be surprised if it changed again next year.
When the infidels came and put him down, MuhamedBob turned into a clown, now no afterlife virgin will want to dance with the fool who went and, burned his pants
just read a sign on the highway that says "Observe Warning signs! State Law". if you don't observe warning signs, you wont see it. Just curious....WHAT IS THE POINT!?!
amazed by the fact how some symphonies can pull the string of hearts and takes one to totally different environment within seconds and making mood swings followed by lacs of chemical changes occuring in the brain
loves how Christmas movies capture the holidays in a way everyone typically experiences. In two hours: greedy men become charitable; enemies settle their differences; women fall in love with the unattractive nerd; and an angel get its wings.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch
my ship finally sailed in, but I was standing at the train station :/
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