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eating chocolate he found in the backyard.
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04-23-2009 19:03 | Tags: Filtered
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Can anyone help me with some DIY plumbing? I've been looking for a book for beginners by someone called Lee King. Anyone?
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throwin a beat down.
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kicking names and taking asses
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04-29-2009 10:57 | Tags: Filtered
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naked twister anyone?
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06-11-2009 09:50 | Tags: Filtered
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Googling his Twitter all over your Facebook. ;)
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06-20-2009 10:56 by
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Michael Jackson requested to be buried at sea…between two buoys.
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06-28-2009 23:29 | Tags: Filtered
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better start training for the 2016 olympics.
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08-13-2009 16:41 by
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She was that excited she slipped off of the chair
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save the whales... Collect the whole set
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Thanksgiving! The time of the year where the bathrooms are the busiest
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11-26-2009 22:47
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If the world didn't suck we'd all fall off
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Why does watching Twilight New Moon make me want to watch Teen Wolf!
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05-02-2010 01:11 by
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taliking to his wall. sssshhhh!!!!!!!
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05-05-2010 08:44
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Sorry, I'm into the "inflatable" type.
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05-08-2010 08:32
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dyslexic which means never having to say that you're yrros
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05-17-2010 07:28 by
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------------is clearly convinced life is practically all about reading ------------------
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05-23-2010 16:14 by
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You can negotiate with a terrorist, not with a redhead.
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06-09-2010 10:03
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You're never more indignant in life than when you're shopping in a store that you feel is beneath you and one of the other customers mistakes you for an employee of that store.
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06-09-2010 15:29 by
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Family and friends know the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you when you've forgotten the words.
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