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   messageicon eating chocolate he found in the backyard.
←Rate | 04-23-2009 19:03 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Can anyone help me with some DIY plumbing? I've been looking for a book for beginners by someone called Lee King. Anyone?
←Rate | 04-23-2009 20:45 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon throwin a beat down.
←Rate | 04-25-2009 20:31 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon kicking names and taking asses
←Rate | 04-29-2009 10:57 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon naked twister anyone?
←Rate | 06-11-2009 09:50 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Googling his Twitter all over your Facebook. ;)
←Rate | 06-20-2009 10:56 by Frank | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Michael Jackson requested to be buried at sea…between two buoys.
←Rate | 06-28-2009 23:29 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon better start training for the 2016 olympics.
←Rate | 08-13-2009 16:41 by ams | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon She was that excited she slipped off of the chair
←Rate | 08-13-2009 16:54 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon save the whales... Collect the whole set
←Rate | 09-14-2009 03:25 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon Thanksgiving! The time of the year where the bathrooms are the busiest
←Rate | 11-26-2009 22:47 Comments (0)  


   messageicon If the world didn't suck we'd all fall off
←Rate | 04-20-2010 07:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why does watching Twilight New Moon make me want to watch Teen Wolf!
←Rate | 05-02-2010 01:11 by @daddybullfrog1 Comments (0)  


   messageicon taliking to his wall. sssshhhh!!!!!!!
←Rate | 05-05-2010 08:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sorry, I'm into the "inflatable" type.
←Rate | 05-08-2010 08:32 Comments (0)  


   messageicon dyslexic which means never having to say that you're yrros
←Rate | 05-17-2010 07:28 by Hmm and again Comments (1)  


   messageicon ------------is clearly convinced life is practically all about reading ------------------
←Rate | 05-23-2010 16:14 by @Datz_howeezi Comments (0)  


   messageicon You can negotiate with a terrorist, not with a redhead.
←Rate | 06-09-2010 10:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You're never more indignant in life than when you're shopping in a store that you feel is beneath you and one of the other customers mistakes you for an employee of that store.
←Rate | 06-09-2010 15:29 by lemonpillow Comments (0)  


   messageicon Family and friends know the song in your heart, and can sing it back to you when you've forgotten the words.
←Rate | 06-15-2010 01:54 by DavidBDillon Comments (0)  



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