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off to Mamby Pamby land for some self-confidence... 
Finds that the best place to pick up women is at the Immigration Office.
Brett Favre told the Vikings he is retiring today, but also said he will sign his new contract by Friday.
Definition of a Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary!
...Playboy launches work-friendly website. Still be nude girls but on every other page will be a naked pic of Hef to reduce workers' erections.
The best stuff on earth and I just got better
I want a woman not some little girl, that had to grow up in daddy's big world.
The difference between women and girls are the price of their boy toys.
Every piece of paper has two good sides... Unless you use magic marker then you're out of luck
Valentine's Day ends tomorrow..so dont forget to wake me up!!!
considering taking on a plumbing study course in an attempt to find a $200,000 Dollar ring down th toilet drain. I already got a diving suite anyway...
Damn my liver just pinched my ass,dosnt this green beer count?
CHAOS, PANIC & DISORDER... I CAME, I SAW & I CONQUERED... MY WORK HERE IS DONE... NOW PUT THAT ON MY RESUME!!
My dads in the CIA but I'm not allowed to talk about it or something.
wishes Beiber's job would be exported to India.
We now go live to ollie williams with an update on _____ Ollie? HES/SHES SLEEPING! thanks ollie
wonders if you know how to tell a real cowboy from a fake one in the kitchen? The real cowboy would be on the range.
When I get to where I'm going, will somebody please tell me where I am?
I'm way too cool for you boy, that's why it will never work...
The tag "in bed" that makes fortune cookies so funny, makes Mother's Day cards creepy. Just sayin' (uncle Bill!).
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