Funny Status Messages

   *Looks at the world* --- *Looks at his keyboard and furiously presses Alt+Ctrl+Del*

   annoyed by old people and think they should all be stangled at birth.

   : The Jacson Five are now The Jackson 4

   wishes he could grow hair out of his ears. Girls love a mature and well established man, and whats more mature and well established than a guy with ear hair?

   getting on a boat with T-pain...hell yeah

   Whiskey is yellow, Vodka is clear, but I ain't got neither of those so I'm just setting here drinkin' a beer.

   one idea and been thinking of it all day......

   Your worlds can decieve as much as my eyes can believe, So tell the lies for my mind and I'll see you fly into the sky.

   Mornings would go a lot smoother if someone would introduce "Garanimals" for men. Tags match? The outfit will work!

   "I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead."

   's doctor advised her to eat better, excercise more and quit drinking. Incidentally, X has out lived her last three doctor's that suggested the same thing.

   "no one told you life was gonna be this way," but later in the same song... "you're mother warned you there'd be days like these"...well did your mother tell you or not? Can I get some consistency please?

   I got some new underwear yesterday. Well, they were new to me.

   the inventer of the "High Five"!!! - (you're welcome)

   Lil'Wayne must be strong if he can pick the world up and drop it on my head

   Day after Halloween party at my place for the ladies. Come to my house in a hot sexy costume for tricks or treats or both. ;0)

   Get out from my memory !!!

   Well at least he was voted most popular kid in high school that rode the short bus because he could buy beer legally without needing a fake ID.

   IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT just in from Apple! Now not only including the Beatles music addition to the Itunes Store. They have also announced the addition of "The Greatest Polka Hits of "Lawrence Welk"!! Hurry over there now and get your digital copy now!

   Anyone who says onions are the only vegetable that can make you cry has never been hit in the face with a watermelon... just ask that chick on the amazing race...