Funny Status Messages

   To any and all people visiting Arkansas in the next few days, just ignore all the dead birds and fish! Really, it should be fine....From, Big Brother : )

   The numbers game. Posting a cartoon character as your profile pic. Truth is... All so 2010. New start this year, poke all your friends and delete the ones that don't poke back.

   i cant get addicted I use a bong it filters all the addictive stuff....dale pinapple express

   String theory is the basis of our universe?? So, God made us in a macramé class??

   Nothing makes people happier than when you are wrong and they are right.

   addicted to counseling, I need counseling

   magine yourself as you would like to be, doing what you want to do,and each day, take one step towards your dream. And though at times it may seem too difficult to continue, hold on to your dream.One morning you will awake to find that you are the person

   Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

   coloring outside the lines

   Hows about you give me your number while I'm still interested.

   ...BBC News: 'Cap For Unemployed Families On Benefits' - Burberry by any chance?

   Someone asked me what the difference between a professional and a businessman is: a businessman thinks about himself, a professional the organization.

   I command you to read my status.......Thanks!

   I am Captain Organised..Unlike Batman Superman and Spiderman my underpants are on the inside..

   In terms of emotional comfort it is my belief that no amount of physical contact could match the healing powers of a well made c0cktail.

   You know life sucks when you have to start wearing "corrective" underwear.

   Girls, if you think you can "do better" we know you want a guy that makes more money. Guys, if you think you can "do better" we know you want a girl you like seeing naked... better.

   saving money and recycling my peanuts

   invented the eye roll in <insert year you were born>, seriously I started that.

   I just gave my chiwawa a can of mighty dog. He is now in alaska pulling a dog sled. By himself