Funny Status Messages

   if you need a quick ego boost.... watch an episode or 2 of intervention on A&E... I feel great now!

   I ring bells randomly so that the Angels getting their Wings will be taken by surprise. Sometimes I ring 10 bells at once and wonder how chaotic it must be!

   now interactive on facebook. If you move your arrow keys on the keyboard it controlls my left ear. Have fun!

   I've learned that if you say you're a bad liar, you can pretty much lie about anything.

   Really? If you can pee that high, DEFINITELY join the fire brigade. Yah

   ‎"Hold my beer and watch this." ...that sure brings back high school memories..

   wished there was o dislike button for pics posted in fb...:|

   I had a recurring dream once !

   MONDAYS ARE FOR MASOCHISTS. It's bleak and raining and there's not one dang cookie in the house.

   Oh, crap! This isn't where I parked my car!

   thinks its amazing how he just killed his catus by not watering it

   With Ireland having a trouble these days, I say we should come up with a St Pattys Day in December. All profits will go to bail out Ireland!

   like this and like that and like this and uh

   finished fitting a flux capacitor to his landrover and just realised it wont do 88 mph, NOT EVEN DOWNHILL.

   's life is alot like joining the army. It's not just a job, it's an adventure!

   has fly kicked the sheepdog....choke slammed the shepard, and is just about to jump that big fence to see whats on the other side!.

   the best money can buy...or bribe.

   Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable

   Can't find my job location on his Gps. so I just can't make it to work today

   playing hide and seek with a guy called Trouble. Its as if he wants me to find him.