Funny Status Messages

   so Columbus Day has come and gone, but I'm still not taking down my decarations

   rip Barbara Billingsley, Beaver Cleaver's TV mom, dies

   running down the street bare footed to get to ice cream truck on time!

   I need a beer....Or a pillow....or both

   until money changes color, my favorite color is green.

   your hairstyle aint your lifestyle

   Figuring out the three seashells thing is a very messy business...

   Shakeweight.......most akward way of working out xD

   Winners should have 2 things: Definite goals ...And the burning desire to achieve them

   this is just a test. Had this been a real status update, it would of consisted of babbling of an idiot rambling on about monkeys and their banana eating ways. We thank you for participating in this test.

   its not that I cant do a rubiks cube its just your colorblind.. :)

   responsibly irresponsible....

   You ever watched ants? You got that kinda time on your hands like me??

   Out of a million voices I want to be the one that is heard.

   Its so hot outside right now that I'm getting hot flashes... and I'm a man!

   Beer: sometimes too much to drink isn't enough..

   if I could only make myself believe

   i dont get it? if pandas eat bamboo all the time why are they so fat???

   Dear Lord... When he stands before you for judgment, let him stay around for a while. Give him the grand tour and introduce him to the thousands of people who have been waiting there for over a decade to forgive him. (continued...)

   UseI think I missed the driver ed class on how inching forward every 5 seconds at a red light makes it turn green faster