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I just pressed the Popcorn setting for defrosting on my microwave and it said "wrong button". 
Doc asked if I had a strong stream and I told him it’s so strong sometimes I flood the shower.
With our election choices, I now know how hard it is to be a gold digger!
Remember that time you found out your crush felt the same way? It’s kinda like that, but it’s just me discovering there are still Pringles in this can.
Don't forget that the guy who's the reason for the season loves you! And I don't mean Sam Walton.
Outlook for the rest of winter ... Criss de colisse de tabarnak?!?
Betty white to preform at next year at 2022 Superbowl ...
looking at pictures of your girl friend on facebook:P
wandering around the neighborhood wearing nothing but bells on his nipples
the swine flu. damn you porky pig.
the wizzard of ahhhs
got 2 be better than Jack Bauer. He got scared half to death TWICE and still lived!
sometimes the truth hurts. And sometimes it feels real good - just like now :)
turning into a werewolf ...........Grrrrrr...
flossing her teeth and typing this with her toes
..60% of the time...it works everytime.
"Arsene has brought us success, beautiful football and the glorious Thierry Henry. But if the Adebayor deal falls through, I swear I'll rip his cock out through his nose."
Mr. Solo Dolo.
10 feet tall, weighs 500lbs, breathes fire and can take a shot gun blast standing
even if it kills me, i'm still gonna smile!
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