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Another tragic reported, almost a 100 ducks fell in Glendale Az lastnight, sunday about the same amount of eagles fell in Philly, I wanna know whats going on with all these birds!!! Whats next? Falcons? Ravens? Its all crazy to me! 
Lost 9lbs in one day using a new diet, where I ran to the bathroom every 5 minutes for 24 hours. The stomach virus DVD workout will soon be out!
The devil is not in Georgia today unless he teamed up with the Iceman.
If women just did the same things they did while auditioning for the ring after they got the ring there would be less divorce
All I want in this world is some one I can turn to and yell, "Avenge Me!!" if I'm dying or wrongly accused of a crime. Oh and rocket shoes
The only difference between the lead singer of Hanson and Justin Bieber is that we know Bieber is a girl!
if I wanted patience I would have been a doctor!
playing loud music to keep from hearing her own thoughts
wondering if they could invent a self cleaning oven, why can't they invent a self cleaning house?
caffeinating.
now on two diets...because she was still hungry after just one
planning a night she can't remember!
•giving "the silent treatment" only matters to those who want to hear what you have to say.
•When she came home I had laid a trail of roses to the bedroom...I had candles lit everywhere, jazz playing in the background and wine chilling with me waiting for her in my robe...now the next thing I need to do is introduce myself......
trying to decide if she has an attitude problem today, or not.
says "Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar!"
so broke that she's going to KFC to lick other peoples fingers.
Alabama maybe 49th in unenployment and 4th in crime but we are #1 in college football. Go SEC.
Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving.
I just let my mind wander, but it didn't come back yet.
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