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Heres your social security card. Its paper & has to last you forever. Dont laminate it. Good luck! -The Government 
I had a bad feeling Casey was getting off the hook when I saw the envelope the verdict was in had been sealed by duct tape.
My neighbor knocked on my door at three in the morning! Can you believe that? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
One day... Facebook, Youtube, Myspace and Friendster will come together as one. It will be called, FookYouMyFriend.
Excuse me Casey Anthony but Kanye West says OJ had the best murder trial of all time!!!
If diamonds are a girls best friend and a dog is mans best friend, who really is the dumber sex?
I have to take my paycheck to the bank. Its too little to go by itself.
Every time you open your mouth, some idiot starts talking
I tried to hang myself with a bungee chord. I kept almost dying
Foreign Aid: The transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries.
Some of us learn from the mistakes of others; the rest of us have to be the others.
All I know is- If you let a month go by without reporting your missing child, then you are guilty of something.
The sad part about this whole Casey Anthony ordeal is that she will probably have her own TV show.. and write a book that half of the americans will buy... its sad.
Angry husband is not satisfied with his wife & sends an sms to his Mother in law. Your product is not matching my requirements. Smart Mother in law replys - Warranty expired, manufacturer not responsible after seal is broken.
“I can neither confirm or deny…” In my book, that's a yes.
You know you had Taco Bell when the toilet seat remains warm between visits...
hoping Casey Anthony gets her next period in a shark tank
What an amazing state .. Florida screws up elections and trials
That awkard moment when you really wished Kayne West had intrrupted the Casey's Not Guilty Verdict.
Sitting at home, inhaling large amounts of helium, and calling random phone numbers; seeing people just wanna talk! 