Funny Status Messages

   You don’t have to be a brilliant economist to realize this was market manipulation. The rich just got richer, and regular Americ*ns lost trillions. But go on. Keep defending him.

   Dump means it, or doesn't mean it, or didn't mean it but now means it, or he meant it but now doesn't mean he meant it, or he didn't mean he meant it but now doesn't mean he means it, or he does, or he doesn't, or maybe he's a stupid f*cking lying cvnt

   He makes a stupid decision. Something really bad happens. He reverses his stupid decision. He convinces his sheep that the problem is magically solved thanks to him. And like the morons they are, they all f*cking believe him 😂

   Americ*ns are being conned left right and center. And they don't even realize it. Well, they're starting too....

   Big investigation to see how much insider training was done. This is huge.

   HE FOLDED AGAIN!!!! 😂 And markets are surging NOT because his strategy worked, but because he finally threw in the towel on a trade war he NEVER had control over.

   F*ck those ju baztids.

   The jig is up. A double entendre meaning the niqqer is se#ually aroused.

   5 ants rented an apartment with another 5 ants. Now they're tenants.

   "I'll take 2 electronics over easy with a side of home fries, bacon, and pancakes, please." China thanks you 🇨🇳

   I'll take 2 electronics over easy with a side of home fries, bacon, and pancakes, please.

   You wanted cheaper eggs, and instead you got a 104% increase in the price of your electronics 😂

   He doesn't know what his is doing. He's a conman and the jig is up.

   The Dow is down. Not the stocks, Tony Dow from Leave It To Beaver.

   I can't berieve the plice of Peking Duck!

   How much will the Kung Pao Chicken combination dinner with pork fried rice and egg rollcost now???

   Cadet Bone Spurs who dodged the draft FIVE TIMES and refused to serve our country, has not earned a military parade for his birthday. This isn't North Korea. The $92 million should go to our Veterans.

   Maybe we should start listening to the economists and business leaders, and not the guy who went bankrupt 6 times 😥

   Nothing screams efficiency like a $1 TRILLION defense budget and a $92 MILLION parade to celebrate Dumps birthday. DOGE was a complete con. You've all been conned 🤡

   I stand with China. 🇨🇳 The US facked around and now they're gonna find out.