Funny Status Messages

   Way more fun being in my 20s in the 70s than in my 70s in the 20s

   .rehtafdnarg sih fo serutcip edun ot ffo gnikrej morf kcab si toggaf efil on ,nwod sbmuht ehT !kool ,hO

   I can't believe all the Me×icans who are taking Amer¡can jobs. Amer¡can jobs previously held by 16 year olds.

   If you perform in a guy and a gal musical duo, and you play to the Monday thru Thursday dinner crowd at a volume level where you can hear a pin drop... your career has epically failed.

   An infinite number of monkeys with an infinite number of typewriters and an infinite amount of time would eventually type out the complete works of Shakespeare.

   Coffee doesn’t make the world go round, but it sure makes the ride more bearable

   It ain't the dems. It's dem niqqers.

   Life is full of disappointments, and I just added you to the list.

   If you get on an airplane nowadays, you're out of your mind.

   Remember when funny stuff was here? I don’t think even Pepperidge Farm does.

   Carmelo Anthony will be judged by a jury of his peers. By peers, they mean niqqers who who compromise 13% of the population yet commit 60% of all violent crimes.

   Heard any good jokes lately? Probably not here.

   Good night haters!!!!!

   Jealousy is a terrible disease, Gary. Get well soon.

   ?elohssa ruoy tuo eta rehtomdnarg ruoy sa dettun reve uoy evaH ...gineoKyraG ekaf ,yeH

   Will this raise the price on a Chinese massage parlor

   Em htiw ssem ot seirt ereh no esle enoyna ro uoy fi neppah ot gniog si tahw s'taht esuaC. sregnarts etelpmomc tuoba parc gniklat rof uoy fo tuo dekcik parc eht nettog reve uoy evaH !ztangI yeH

   Hello, short bus? I found your missing passenger. Thats right, yes... Gary Koenig.

   Take a moment and collect your thoughts. You almost have a full set.

   "Go away kid ya bother me"