Marco Funny Status Messages

   'cyber' Monday is awesome I got like 3 dates lined up....also I think there was a sale online

   I always wonder if somebody's feet will be dirty after running thru my filthy mind all day

   just made love to Luisa Gronqvist in the middle of the street.

   Civilian justice: just saw a beautiful female cop make an illegal lane change, so I pulled her over and threw her in my dungeon.