Anthony Funny Status Messages

   Why does every video on America's Funniest Home Videos look like it's still recorded on VHS tape?

   Taco Bell is going to start delivering. Thank you for making everyone a little more lazy.

   Bengazi, deleting emails, donations from Saudi's, defending child rapists and laughing at their victims... feel free to make fun of Trumps hair (as that's all you've got).

   In the mcdonalds parking lot banging your girlfriend.

   Some girls will be asking questions like...."can you die for me?" As if the death of Jesus Christ was not enough.