@Tahirjahi Funny Status Messages

   will never wear a red shirt at target again.

   Facebook is Big Brother. lol To NOT share all your info with other websites, go to Account>Privacy Settings> Applications and Websites> and UNCHECK "Instant Personalization"

   Some people have an inflated view of their importance in my life.

   KFC want you to buy a Bucket of obesity and heart attack inducing food for Breast Cancer? COME ON SON!!

   The one thing I hate about touch screen phones is the fact that you'll find yourself wiping them more then your ass.

   Celebrate 9/11/2010 by burning a copy of the Patriot Act.