@CarbonZilla Funny Status Messages

   Should the phillies A) have mexican food night so at least someone at that stadium will get the "runs" or B) sign andy reid at least he knows what to do at the plate.

   Some people may hate you for being different & not living by society's standards, but deep down... they wish they had the courage to do the same

   You know my name, not my story. You've heard what I've done, not what I've been through. So stop judging me.

   Dear Mario, I wasted my childhood just to save your b!tch.

   People sometimes say that 'motivation doesn't last', But neither does Bathing... That's why we recommend it daily.

   IDEA: Mood cars. Vehicle color changes based on drivers behavior. Turns red; they're angry. White; they're sick. Pink: they're pregnant.

   I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like "Y the hell did I date you?!"