Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Yep. You got it!

   Plummet this.

   That's right. Pick on an autistic person.

   I'd suggest the cuck Canuck avoid breeding. His genetic pool is in dire need of chlorine.

   I'm honored that the cuck Canuck stole the way I got around the censors by spelling it M^G^. You're welcome, oh ye of zero originality and mental acuity of a soap dish.

   .etis nwo sih no mih ot dednah ssa sih tog eh esuaceb stsop s'rehto no semit fo sderdnuh nottub nwod sbmuht eht kcilc naht od ot retteb gnihton sah gineoKyraG aka JT rooP

   Two more F*GA (that's better anyways) individuals arrested yesterday for r*ping children.

   Writing your own posts backwards only shows your own immaturity and your lack of humor.

   The only thing you're seeing is your own reflection.

   How much will the Kung Pao Chicken combination dinner with pork fried rice and egg rollcost now???

   Every time I drink flax-milk I remember my college roommate who used to put powdered milk in his milk so he could drink "more milk per milk"

   On my bucket list: To be chased through a kitchen at a Chinese restaurant like in the movies.

   Please lower gas prices, I’m not built for onlyfans

   getting married and then Divorced is like a Casino.... ..you go in all excited and optimistic, you stumble out broke, drunk and talking to yourself.

   There have been a lot of snake sightings. You might also check in your phone contacts as well...

   Good night, everybody. Night sweats, no... sweet dreams. That's it... sweet dreams.

   GaryKoenig and Canuck have the blues. They blue each other.

   Canuck likes fried hockey boogie.

   Canuck gives skull to GaryKoenig

   Canuck is a blowboy