Funny Status Messages

   Trudeau is having his goons physically harm Canadians and steal their money, all in the name of protecting their health.

   Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have a Gun , get in the Van

   Guran is a copy of Bible and Bible is a copy of another old book.; look at that much plagiarism.

   f I owned a horse I'd name it before riding through a desert.

   If you elect a president who had the nerve to fire Lil Jon in Celebrity Apprentice season 4, episode 12, you should have anticipated his disastrous foreign policy.

   Whats the cheapest way to build a wall? Asking for my President......

   You look like the kind of person who replies to a meme with a meme

   I taught myself how to drive by playing GTA San Andreas! THUG LIFE

   Jennifer Lopez got "On The Floor" and Marc Anthony let it "Rain Over Her."

   iDead..Rest in Peace Steve Jobs...you created great machines I can't afford :[

   Suicide hotline, please hold....

   NOTE TO SELF: Don't forget to NOT to discuss your personal life on FB. And pick up rash cream..........

   I went to my first la party the other night and my ex-boyfriend was there with his new girlfriend.. he is so dumb though he came up to me and said "yuck, I thought I smelled you here".....

   Yet another day of playing ‘Is it just allergies or should I prepare my will’

   So what’s the protocol if my annual prostate exam falls on February 14? Do I take flowers with me for the doctor or what?

   Paula Deen finally got a job,at Whiteys Honkeytonk,only serves white bread and crackers

   If you can't be a good example, at least be an excellent warning.

   The receipts are out. How can Gaetz be this dumb?

   I could never cheat in a relationship, cuz that would require two women to find ne attractive.

   We don’t have any popcorn, so I’m just eating butter and salt.