Funny Status Messages

   About the Facebook IPO...want to get rich..(ofcourse ye do..!!)..here is the plan.. 1)Wait for the IPO.. 2)Expect a big buying fury...making the stock to spiral upwards.. 3)wait... 4)Then lets all of us..yes..all 800odd million of us not visit Facebook fo

   Great! Now my: foods to eat, places to visit, crafts to make list just got a whole lot longer. Thanks a lot Pinterest!

   If I'm not in your "top stories" when you open Facebook, then your Facebook is broken! ~ Me, probably.

   Why yes, yes I can do a pelvic exam, Miss. Here, step into the back of my van.

   Breaking news: Gary Glitter has applied for the England manager's job after hearing that two of the players are Young and Bent.....

   rearranging my bird's perches jus to watch him fall..

   If you can't handle the truth, stop asking tge questions. I'm into fairytales. Come on people, you know Snow White slept with a dwarf before Prince Charming came along!

   Dear guys, A girl is like a doll. You can dress her, undress her, play her & use her... but remember, a REAL MAN doesn't play with dolls.

   New Kids On The Block & Backstreet Boys joining forces in refusing to be forgotten and languish in the dustbin of history.

   The first thing I do before a fight is put my invisible armor on then crawl into a ball and beg for them not to beat m

   Oh! I saw something that reminded me of you today, but don't worry I flushed it..

   My GF is eating tortilla chips. It sounds like she's eating glass shards and gravel.

   If there's one thing Ripley taught me it was never trust a Droid - Team Apple

   Our constantly changing mother earth....The original bi-polar.

   My favorite exercise after a heavy meal is regret.

   MS Exchange Server Logon Failure: Your password will expire in 5 days. Do you want to change it now? -----Yes, the layoff/ downsizing list announcement is in 4 days.

   The most disappointing conclusion you'll ever come to is finding out who you really are.

   " well The ghost writer of ghost rider is the ghost rider from ghost rider is the ghost writer from ghost rider."-nicholas cage when asked who writes his movies

   It's funny how so many expectant moms don't like it when I use the term "invading organism."

   inventing little nipples for your texting thumbs