@uxbridgeguy Funny Status Messages

   You know when you have a good mum when they let you lick the sticks to the mixer but you know you have a great mum when she turns the mixer off before you lick!!!!!

   Practising my breast stroke, so if I ever get a girlfriend I dont do it wrong...

   Would never do the postcode lottery because you share with neighbours !!! There's no way on this fkin Earth would I shar