the energy Funny Status Messages

   you can tell more about a person's true character after they gain some random wealth

   The three words women hate to hear when having sex: "Honey, I'm home!"

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   I've reached the age where the happy hour is a nap.

   A word to the wise ain't necessary it's the stupid ones that need the advice

   who ever thought that the 72 virgins would be crabs

   Scary thought but Kate Middleton and Osama now have something in common. Only a few days apart they both received a shot in the dark.:)

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   I like my coffee like I like my women .Strong, sweet & hot :)