stoner dude Funny Status Messages

   If you prefer a table over the booth we will never be friends

   Grandma told me good girls always eat a banana with a knife and folk

   Screw the government, let's all smoke weed this weekend

   Whenever it rains the trees scream "it's party time"

   No one wants to chill with me tonight cuz I lost my Netflix password

   Reading red meat is bad for you so i'm giving up reading