rush1oc Funny Status Messages

   Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives...

   If I had a nickel for every time I ignored your petville request, I could buy the L.A. Zoo..

   i am always right, never wrong, one time I thought I was wrong, but I was wrong...

   I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet...

   I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

   Today is a whole new day to f*ck up!

   Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

   Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off...

   If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

   if I wanted any lip from you, i'd rattle my zipper..

   beer: the reason I get up every afternoon..

   If you suddenly find you cannot fix it, screw it up so nobody else can !

   if I had a peso for every lame mafia wars update you posted this week, I could afford to put a real hit on your azz!