ritchie_bonk Funny Status Messages

   Got out of jury duty by prefacing every answer with "according to the prophecy"

   if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCALATOR = EVERLASTING FUN

   thinks a clean house is the sign of a broken computer.

   I'm not opinionated, you're just always wrong!

   taking life with a pinch of Salt...with a slice of lemon...and a shot of Tequlia!!!

   wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger. Then it hit

   doesn't suffer from insanity... he enjoys every minute of it.

   ate 3.14159265358979323846ths of a pi

   thinks. Of all the places to get changed in secret, why the funk would superman choose a small box in the middle of a built up city which to be fair is mainly made up of windows.

   thinks, sex is like any other performance, i.e a stage performance. So as that you dont blow it early on in the show, you must have a rehersal before HAND so as not to leave your audience (partner) disapointed.

   my steadfast refusal to consume his meat has proven to be a significant impediment to his acquisition of pudding, consequently I have been led to masticate upon this dictionary.