pizzapal Funny Status Messages

   just bought a loaf of bread and a tube of Vagisil for my wife.....now there's a major Catch-22.

   wishes the hair on his face would grow in as dark and as thick as the hair on his butt!!

   If Lady Gaga and Prince had a kid, they should name him, "The Artist Formerly Known as Alejandro"....

   figured out how to plug the oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico......put a wedding band around it and it will stop putting out