lkmalee627 Funny Status Messages

   Shouldn't CBS withhold episodes of NCIS and NCIS-LA for the duration of the federal shutdown?

   Thanks arms for being by my side. Thanks legs for all the support. Thanks fingers - I can always count on you. Now nose - why so stuffy?

   According to Apple Maps, Obama is now President of most of Canada.

   Sitting at my desk wondering how long I can get away with wearing my Halloween costume. I dressed up as the Obama-Care Website. #NotWorking

   Tempus fugit: The Karate Kid (Ralph Macchio) is the exact same age today as Mr. Miyagi (Pat Morita) was the day Karate Kid opened in theaters.