gblack Funny Status Messages

   Bin Laden may have been great at Hide-&-Seek but he sucked at Marco Polo. Navy Seal "Marco"..Bin Laden "Polo"...Navy Seal 'Bang..Bang'

   I must be some kind of food magician because every time I bite into a hard shelled taco I instantly have a hand full of nacho's.

   "Just Gonna Stand There And Watch Me Burn, Well That's Alright Because I Like The Way It Hurts" - Joan of Arc