g0r. Funny Status Messages

   Appreciate what you have before it becomes what you had.

   I hate it when celebrities get on TV and tell us to donate to some fund… B!tch, you make 12 million a movie & I make $12/hr. You send money.

   Some say a world without sin is ideal, but I disagree. After all, there's only so many problems which can be answered with cos and tan.

   Two men walk into a bar. The first says, "I'll have some H2O." The second one says, "I'll have some H2O too." Then he dies..