Ronnie V. Funny Status Messages

   I went to Web MD to look up my symptoms and found out I died in my sleep. Thanks a lot Web MD!

   I Just got outta the dentist office and they were VERY IMPRESSED with my teeth, that they even made me take a couple of head shot photos........... They called them X-Rays, but I knew what they were getting at.

   TRUTH IS:... Kardashian should be a verb for "Bounce"  "Ayo homie i'd like to kick it but I gotta Kardashian"