Roman Valentino Torrez Funny Status Messages

   Can't wait for the Royal Wedding to become available on Bluray with alternate endings and unseen footage

   Miguel Cabrera from the Detroit Tigers signed a 300 million dollar contract... He's worth more than the city of Detroit!

   Kanye West they should have vacuum sealed you, you would have lasted longer

   I think the rapture stopped along the way for happy hour so that might explain the brief delay... I heard he's hanging out with the Dos Equis guy, the way that cat parties we might get a few extra days...

   If the condom don't fit you must acquit - Darren Sharpers Defense