Rob K Funny Status Messages

   If you get pulled over in a Smart Car for speeding, you should get a standing ovation, not a ticket.

   If a genie ever gives me a wish, I'm going to get a piggy back ride from Oprah.

   Kinda glad the "You Broke It, You Bought It" policy doesn't apply .to people

   After several experiments I've determined it's impossible to overdose on cheese

   If a wheelchair athlete used WD-40, would it be considered a performance enhancing substance?