Psy Cheese ~ Funny Status Messages

   Don't worry, ladies. Cellulite goes away when you bend over.

   Don't call them hobos. Call them "people with earning disabilities.

   "Doctor" is the most distinguished title that sounds like "dog turd."...just an observation, that's all @(ᵕ.ᵕ)@

   Just took a dump without my phone. Where do I collect my Nobel Peace Prize?

   I complained about a headache. Then I met a man with no head.

   Any chair is a high chair if you smoke enough weed.