PAL Funny Status Messages

   If I download a movie in Jamaica, am I a pirate of the Caribbean?

   I'm like God to this girl. I'm always watching her...... & she's never seen me. - Stalker

   If someone throws a stone at you, be nice and throw a flower at them........ but remember to throw the flower pot with it!!!!!!!

   Maybe you should eat makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, bi**ch!

   It's Valentine's day. Tell us about how lonely you are, we all care so much!