Nitekrawler Funny Status Messages

   A pair of lovin couple went to a hotel one night. After finishin their ''business'', suddenly the guy saw a photo in his gf's wallet. ''Is that ur ex my dear? tell me pls cuz I don't mind about ur past'' ''Really? Good! that was me before the surgery(:

   Wife : How I wish I was a newspaper so I would be in your hands all day.. Husband : Same here, I wish that you were a newspaper too so I could have a new one everyday!