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   messageicon It's only been 1 year of Biden! Let that sink in for a bit while you decide if you want gas OR groceries.
←Rate | 01-18-2022 09:50 by Ketchup Comments (0)  


   messageicon Did my own taxes. I'm getting $750,000,000. Might be looking for a place in Mexico.
←Rate | 01-26-2022 09:14 by Ketchup Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm going to honor Meatloaf by leaving work like a bat out of hell today
←Rate | 01-21-2022 12:06 by Ketchup Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why don't people who drive under the speed limit get ticketed like people who drive over the limit? It says "limit"
←Rate | 08-14-2022 16:56 by Ketchup Comments (0)  



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