JIMBOFUNATANYBAR Funny Status Messages

   New song. Smoke on the water, Fire in Canada

   They opened a restaurant on the moon. Great food, but no atmosphere.

   White trash go to the movies Just for the trailers

   Natalie woods told Robert Wagner, "You haven't got me wet in years", he said, "oh yeah, watch this".

   As an electrician, I always hated grounding my kids

   I smell pizza. I think I'm having a Little Seizure

   Nice tree dad, are you going to put it up yourself? No, I'm going to set it up in the house...

   Hoes be looking for guys with the same initials as there x. So they don't have to edit they tattoos . Lol

   Transginger. I don't have red hair, But I'll think could rock it.

   Dating right now, is like trusting a public defender.

   My high school math teacher died today. Feeling depressed, I never got to tell him he was wrong. I never used algebra, asshole!