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   I was late to work, and my boss told me I should've been at work by 8:30 this morning. I asked him "why? what happened then?"

   Taylor Lautner nake- oops...this isn't google.

   If I were to go to hell, it would take at least a week to realize I wasn't at work.

   Today, I saw a commercial for the Snuggie. I thought it was stupid idea, but I couldn't change the channel because I was under a blanket and I didn't want my arms to get cold…