Glenn M Funny Status Messages

   I think I may have misunderstood my boss yesterday when she told me that she wanted to see me hard at work

   I just put my phone on airplane mode and it dragged me out of my seat

   Its so hot outside, the little devil that sits on my shoulder trying to be a bad influence just jumped off my shoulder and started digging his way back to hell.

   In school I was always the teachers pet. I was like a pet cat though. They just woke me up when it was time to eat.

   They say there is light at the end of the tunnel. I think the bulb might be blown