Fazzdelirious Funny Status Messages

   Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

   This coat I’m wearing is a present from my wife; I came home early one night and there it was, hanging over a chair.

   For my sister’s 40th birthday, I sent her a singing mammogram.

   Christmas > Easter. Christmas = Lasagna. Easter = Hard Boiled Eggs. I hope this helps to clear things up.