Fazlo Funny Status Messages

   I bought a Sharpie so I could draw abs on my stomach. I guess I got a little carried away 'cause they ended up looking like grill marks on a pork chop.

   Hey. You in the camouflage outfit. I can see you.

   Earthday Birthday. Yeah, because as everyone knows, the day that the Earth was formed, the Gregorian calendar was already the accepted standard by which time was measured.

   Say what you will, but Rush Limbaugh is a star. By star, I mean a large, gassy object that can be seen from a distance.