Dy7lan Funny Status Messages

   Penny for your thoughts... a dollar if you flash me.

   A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing, but do a mother.

   An optamist can easily be let down, but a pessamist will never be dissapointed.

   It's Mardi Gras and International Women's Day. Now, which one of you b*tches wants to earn some beads?

   Thank goodness for these new profiles... without them, I might never have known that so many of my friends speak english.