Dazzla_T_FTM Funny Status Messages

   Recent surveys show 3 out of 10 men have a problem with premature ejaculation. The rest just didn't really think it was a problem!

   No wonder Bob Geldof is such an expert on famine. He's been feeding off "I Don't Like Mondays" for 30 years.

   Venus Williams has brought something different to the women's game – male genitalia.

   Ive not seen such a guilty face since I finished my jigsaw of O J Simpson

   I always wondered about that woman who had that face transplant. If you went to bed with her, would that technically count as a threesome?