DaInfamousLexxx Funny Status Messages

   One packet of Kool-Aid 10 cents, one pitcher to put the Kool-Aid $2.00, drinking all the Kool-Aid and putting the almost empty container back in the fridge and having the wife blame and b*tch out the kids for it, PRICELESS

   Don't borrow vinegar from your neighbor if they have to get the bottle out of the bathroom!

   Ladies keep saying "Save the TaTa's" as their Breast Cancer Awareness slogan. I will do my part then ladies so text me a pic of those tittays and I will save them to my phone!

   Took off all the straws on my kids Capri Suns and threw them out the window on my way to work.....THUG LIFE!!