@trav_is_lindsay Funny Status Messages

   Everytime I see a guy with a shark teeth necklace I think..."There goes the world's most bad ass toothfairy"

   whenever i'm bored I just expect at any moment for the Koolaid man to break through my wall and take me on a deliciously refreshing adventure!

   i'm not a stalker I just like impromptu games of follow the leader...... to their house

   Every time I see a female sword swallower I think ...... she use to have a black boyfriend

   i'm going to open a asian restauraunt on a boat and call it the Thai-tantic

   I think we need to send our prayers out to the real victim of Amy Winehouse death..... her dealer , that dude just lost a lot of business

   Asia-Vu the feeling you've seen that Asian person before

   sometimes when I bleed I pretend I just had a red Gatorade and that i'm just sweating like a pro

   Pepsi and Coke the Crips and bloods of the cola world

   if you have never given yourself troll hair while taking a bath .. then you probably don't have a soul

   just saw George Washington advertised for deadliest warriors I think they're running out of warriors

   4 out of 5 turtles are Ninjas

   As long as Rebecca Black is alive Casey Anthony will always be the 2nd most hated living person

   I'm not your Father but I can be your friend ( Heavy breathing ) - Step-dad Darth Vader

   i think my Yogurts haunted ...... Paranormal Activia

   Regular hobos live in a card board box Greek mythology Hobos live in Pandora's box