@ComedyAndTruths Funny Status Messages

   A woman with big boobs will never truly know if she's actually interesting.

   My dream job is to be that guy at the mall who plays with those remote controlled helicopters all day.

   Your body should be a temple, not an amusement park.

   I could really use some TLC.....Tacos Laced with Cocaine.

   Finding a true friend is about as easy as nailing jello to a tree.

   I'm going to cover my entire body in bacon so I can become more desirable.