@OMFG_Rel8able Funny Status Messages

   I'm getting too old to drop it like it's hot, so I'm just gonna squat like its warm!!!

   That annoying moment when your juice box refuses to lose it's virginity

   Deny,Deny,Deny..If they aint got pictures,they aint got sh*t!

   You just don't just come into someones life, make them care and then just leave.

   Wondering if your adopted because your the only sexy one in the family.

   Ambulances & Fire Trucks would be more effective if they played "Move B*ich Get Out The Way" by Ludacris instead of a siren!

   Spongebob: "Can you hear me?" Patrick: "No, It's too dark."

   *finds out crush isn't at school today* "Damn, I wasted an outfit."

   A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.

   Taking a test at school: My answer is Yes. If yes please explain...my answer is No

   I really hate being Bi-Polar. It's fantastic! ):)

   Don't be unhappy if your dreams never come true -- just be thankful your nightmares don't.

   SO HUNGRY.. but not hungry enough to get up and get food.!!!!!!!!!

   I'm about to yell inside an envelope!....voice mail..b*tch

   pizza is the only love triangle I want

   FINALS: May cause sleep deprivation, loss of friends and fun, neglect of family, excessive crying and hair loss and burning eyes. Is the semester over yet???

   Studying: The act of texting, eating, and watching TV with an open textbook nearby

   My head says, “Go to the gym.” but my heart says, “stay on the internet forever and eat!”!

   I hate it when someone else buys the things I mentally claimed

   that annoying moment when you close the wrong tab