Funny Status Messages

   Dman does his father's asshole.

   GaryKoenig even rips off insults. Loser.

   Pit Bulls should be illegal. Period.

   I wonder if they remake The Wizard of Oz, if they'll use that stuff they put in the MyPillow pillows into the Scarecrow.

   Marriage tip: If you need to ask your husband a question, but he's playing video games, simply unplug the wireless router. This will teach him that he needs to listen to you, and keep you as the center of his life.

   Christmas is an illusion. It's based on 2 fairy tales. One features a guy in a red suit, the other in a crummy stable without Netflix.

   It's 'coincidink' you ignorant anal plug.

   So where's our in-house lef+ie been? Ah... in bed with his mommy after she made him some Hot Pockets.

   Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'll take that! Like we can't screw this country up any more than it already is. #garykoenig2028

   I would like to have sex with the first woman I ever had sex with just to show her how much better I am now. I'd be like, "Hell yeah baby, look who doesn't cry during sex anymore!"

   Doing my spring cleaning, which is very similar to my winter cleaning which kind of resembles my autumn cleaning that's very much like my summer cleaning, but in the spring time.

   lol, did anyone actually read Exodus 21? Take a read and feel dumb.

   Worst case of Trump DS I've ever seen. It is hilarious though.

   If this were real life, and the odd loser who we watch get triggered here due to our posts was sitting across from us at a bar? Crying? We would drag him outside, and beat the sh*t out of him. Then, we'd take his wife home and play "rotisserie".

   I'll take the raving le*ticle poster any day over that GaryKoenig imbecile who posts played out jokes from eons ago. Unoriginal asshole.

   When a woman laughs during an argument, please know that the psycho part of her brain has been activated. Abort mission.

   Keep dreaming, 3rd world left*e. Mad because Trump deported you back to Assholevania?

   Last night I had a horrifying dream that Disco was actually making a comeback. At first I was afraid, I was petrified. PS - tr*mp is a dumbc*nt

   Pee pee poo p000

   Whatever cunt