Funny Status Messages

   Its says "omg Cholesterol" on my Box of Honey Nut Cheerios... is that bad???

   Look at your status, now back to mine, now back to yours, now back to

   today I saw a duck with a garbage bad around its neck, but instead of helping him, I sang the theme song for dark wing duck.

   has decided instead of skinny dipping she'll go chunky dunking.

   advises; never pass a bathroom, never waste a woody and never, ever trust a fart.

   tonights "Built Ford Tough" Player of the Game

   preparing to defend himself with the STRENGTH of a grizzly, the REFLEXES of a puma, and the WISDOM of a man!

   I suggest FB replace the "Like" button with "OMAHA!!"

   My D + Your V = Good Times

   Any of my DIY friends need a "Stud Finder"?? Nothing wrong with it, just every time I pick it up to use it... the damn thing goes crazy!!!

   Site owner must be Christian, he don't like words even remotely close to bad.

   Super Bowl....wtf is that? I only speak soccer and champions league

   kya chutiyapanti chal rahi hai is site pe..

   Obama got pulled over today and they asked him for his birth certificate and school transcript

   I asked my friend how his date went, insisted I sniff his fingers... worse part is , he's gay...

   The 100% American is 99% idiot.

   Who want's to Indian Leg Wrestle?

   Does Cheese say 'People!' when taking a picture?

   Have you ever notice that Frances' police car sirens sound like gay guys have a threesome xD

   When a girl stomach hurts it is always blamed on 1 of 2 "P" words by everyone... Period, Pregnant.. <--words do hurt :(