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I should of went to the store before I gone to bed but I was to tired and I went to their to early and I was afraid I would loose to much sleep. 
You can take the New Yorker out of New York, but you can't take the New York out of the New Yorker.
gets drunk on one drink. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
Thank You Rich Rod for an Amazing 3 Years, your time has been greatly appreciated! - The Rest of the Big Ten
You want me on your wall! You need me on your wall!
Ugly strikes one out of every three people...
Dear Search and Rescue, my Appetite seems to have gone on a wrong bus..haven't seen him in days. Last seen wearing a cheese burger and some chips. If found please return to me. Pls treat as urgent. Thank you
Banks today are sending out pre-declined offers!
I blame my addiction on violent movies and video games on my dad giving me the movie RoboCop when I was 5.
Do you know where the nearest phone booth is located? Just I thought, Superman is screwed!
of all the copyright infringements on youtube.....they leave Justin Beiber, Jermaine Dupris and Master P.....but they remove Bob Marley!! What's next....make weed illegal??
Do you ever log on to Facebook just to spend 3 hours checking other people's profile just to see their recent activities?
I was riding shotgun in an old man's truck when his cell phone rang. He checked who it was and said, 'I have to take this' then pulled over, parked, then answered the phone. What?
Were drunk! you dont have to know or like me to make passionate movie love to me!! Tomorrow we'll act like it never happend!
Shall We Play a Game?
wake me up when September ends.
thinks that tomorrow today will be yesterday
If two men agree on everything, you may be sure that one of them is doing the thinking.
thanx to my ex GF,I now have to shave between eyebrows because "stupid me" let her wax there one nite for sh*ts and giggles
currently watching a jailbait parade
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