Samir Momin Funny Status Messages

   He who fishes in another man's well often catches crab.....

   "mmhmm" is equal to "yea yea I still dnt believe ur ass" .......

   Parents call it "Back Talk" we call it "explaining why their wrong"....

   Rihanna wants a rude boy...Didnt she get her a$$ whooped by one already?

   I don't care how comfortable crocs are, you look like a dumba$$!

   For English: Press 1, Para Espanol: Move to mexico...

   Period pains? Try having a b0ner in jeans....

   What do you call a black man flyin a plane???? A pilot you RACI$T !!!!

   I don't care how comfortable crocs are, you look like a dumbass

   Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then they proceed to tell you why it isn't.

   FAT CHICKS ARE LIKE MOPEDS, THERE ARE FUN AND GAMES UNTIL YOUR FRIENDS CATCH YOU RIDIN ONE.....

   Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

   more excited than a baby in a titty bar....!

   Why does it take longer to build a blond snowman???? Because you have to hollow the head out.....

   I'd never tell anyone to go to hell, but I might suggest a Carnival Cruise....

   Anyone noticed that "studying" is like "student" and "dying" put together?

   If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet?

   Don't waste money on expensive ipods. Simply think of your favourite tune and hum it. If you want to "switch tracks", think of another song you like and hum that instead......

   I just heard that the Facebook network is currently down, but this does not affect you as nothing would go down on you...

   1 Hairspray and 2 tons of make up still dont replace brain!!!